officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists







verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL



serafu:

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this is legitimately the best headline i have ever read in my entire life 





elfpen:

kingofthewilderwest:

A Night Fury never misses.

* bitter laugh *

HOW FRIGGIN DARE YOU



starexorcist:

0w0b:

when someone challenges you to a game you’re secretly a boss at and you’re like

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when someone challenges you to a game you’re accidentally a boss at and you’re like

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